I escaped my career in information systems to join a cohort that appreciates the holes in my jeans.
While I still love data and technology, I wanted my ironic humor to be appreciated in the workplace.
About Me
I’m sweeter than grape Propel (I’m gay & diabetic).
I make Excel spreadsheets for fun.
I can beat you in a game of Super Smash Bros.
My friends urged me not to dye my hair cheetah print for this outfit.
I cohabitate with my pet cat. He terrorizes me with foul behavior.
After entering the advertising industry, my family gave me creative control of our holiday card.
I’m 3 years sober from illicit substances.
Not sponsored by Diet Coke.